Michele Bachmann Still in the Race

For all you Horse Race fans out there, you'll be happy to know that Michele Bachmann is getting some support. Yes, she is still in the race.
See, we haven't forgotten about Bachmann! She's the most "consistent" candidate, how can you forget about her?
Well, this article will shed some new light on this Republican candidate. ABC news tells all!
From what Bachmann says, her support is climbing and climbing.

“Our crowds have been phenomenal. Our support keeps sliding up. There are no surprises with me. I’m not a politician. I’m a real person.”

Yes, Bachmann is in fact, made of the same stuff we all are made of. And, a bonus, she has perfect hair.
It seems that the other candidates are shedding their skin and showing their true colors. We wouldn't want our country to be run by robots, right Bachmann?

She accuses Gingrinch (because everyone is doing that these days) of supporting "the barbaric practice" of partial-birth abortion. Again, that would not be very practical. According to his opponents, Newt Gingrinch is not a very practical man.  From mining on the moon to partial-birth abortion, we (the masses) just don't know what to make of this Gingrinch man. But that must be the allure because he still has his support.

Then she talks of Nuclear weapons and how Ron Paul being president would put all of our lives in danger. It is a very real fear. Good Job Bachmann. But don't forget about Ron Paul who is steadily climbing. He just might be your rival in consistency.

Only time can tell.